Three little pigs decide to go out for dinner one evening.
They walk into a cozy little restaurant, take a seat at a table, and pick up their menus. A friendly waiter comes over, smiling.
“Good evening! What can I get for you?”
The first little pig looks at the menu and says,
“I’ll have a big juicy steak, mashed potatoes, and a root beer.”
“Excellent choice,” says the waiter, writing it down.
The second little pig goes next.
“I’ll have a fresh salad, grilled chicken, and a glass of iced tea.”
“Very nice,” the waiter replies.
Then he turns to the third little pig.
The third pig smiles and says,
“I’ll just have a glass of water.”
The waiter pauses for a second, a bit surprised, but nods and walks away.
A few minutes later, the drinks arrive.
The first pig enjoys his root beer.
The second pig sips his iced tea.
The third pig quickly finishes his water.
The waiter notices and asks, “Would you like anything else?”
“Yes,” says the third pig. “Another glass of water, please.”
“Of course,” says the waiter.
Soon, the meals arrive.
The first pig digs into his steak happily.
The second pig enjoys his healthy meal.
The third pig? Just sits there… drinking water.
Glass after glass.
Every time the waiter passes by, the third pig asks for more.
“Another water, please.”
“And another.”
“And one more.”
By now, the waiter is getting curious.
Dessert time comes.
The first pig orders a huge slice of chocolate cake.
The second pig asks for fruit and yogurt.
The waiter turns to the third pig again.
“And for you?”
The third pig grins and says,
“Just more water. Lots and lots of water.”
Now the waiter can’t take it anymore.
He leans in and asks,
“Sir… I have to know. Why are you only drinking water all night?”
The third little pig smiles, stands up, and says:
“Because I’m the little pig who has to go… wee, wee, wee all the way home!”
That’s what makes this joke so memorable—it takes the familiar ending of The Three Little Pigs and flips it into a playful, unexpected punchline. The humor builds slowly through repetition, making the final line land even better.
It’s simple, a little silly, and exactly the kind of joke that sticks with you—because once you hear it, you’ll probably end up telling it to someone else.
